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            032025 Resolution: Barring medical emergency, literally stop doing this: it's ruining your life. 
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            04You're pushing it 
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            05Those of you who aren't "real lovers" are always appropriating codependent people's language, and it needs to stop! 
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            062025 has time for all of that. 
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            09Don't let your eyes deceive you. 
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            1013. Drinking so much caffeine that the caffeine that you had 5 minutes ago cancels out the caffeine you had 2 hours ago and now you're more tired than you would've been if you just drank lemon water like a normal person. 
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            11Video games played on Easy Mode are not fun!!! Everybody knows that. 
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            13Picking up guys (who are limp, lifeless, and infected with the plague) 
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            19We shouldn't have to pay $90 for a ticket to Medieval Times to get this full experience. A laptop playing Netflix and some chicken nuggets do not do this ritual justice. 
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            23TFW when you need to catch the bus but you can't find your mysterious dark hood. 
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            31This would go so well with a warm glass of Hawaiian punch. 
